January 15, 2004

  • you know how you're on the toilet and your mind starts wandering and then random memories start making their way into your thoughts?


    (somewhat paraphrased because, well, it's pretty hard to remember things from many years back word for word)


    him: they wouldn't let me in because of my acne, the form said "hazard while shaving" 


    him: what, do they think i'm gonna cut myself?  i know how to shave


    him: you know, my mom said something about how having sex can clear up acne... but i guess that's not gonna happen



    now wasn't that just a bastard thing to say to your girlfriend who said that she wanted to wait until she was married?


     


    ps. for those who don't know--release the widening of your eyes and unlock your jaws before a fly crashes into the hangy-ball of your throat--and for those who are confused and scratching at that temple and squinting one eye, no, that "him" was NOT louie.

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