June 10, 2004

  • pheremonally icky.

    according to some studies i researched a couple years ago, women are more libidinal when they are ovulating. during this time, male sweat--which is usually vile and disgusting--becomes attractive. another study i read discovered that based on sweaty white t-shirts, that were rated by women indepently of photographs of the men, women can tell if a guy is attractive or not. the sweaty t-shirts (au naturel, btw; no cologne deordorant or anything--just pure mansweat) that the women rated as more attracted were worn by the men whose photographs they also rated as more attractive. apparently, guys with symmetrical faces/bodies won out, because it is a sign of genetic strength.

    so what can we glean from this information?

    guys, to get a girl to jump your bones--or bone (teehee)--figure out her menstrual cycle and be all sweatly around her when she's ovulating.

    girls, if you find yourself strangely attracted to a sweaty man, try to resist the urge. depending on your reproductive system, bonking a man during this time could get you knocked up.

    if you're not symmetrical, try to fake it. but be forewarned that a women's smelling and apparently pheremonal detecting senses are most sensitive when their about to get their periods.

    okay. i'm going to hip hop to the shower and head over to USF. maybe i'll find a switch or really strong twig that can use to beat these boys into getting their papers done. then again, as i told vic, they could probably palm my head and throw me out the window.

    ps. wish louie luck at jury duty. he's been there since nine o'clock and he might actually have to serve on a trial! eep!

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